Changelog retrieved January 14th, 2017
January 12th, 2003
Project Alcaro begins, with a budget of $174,000.
Project outline: Implementation of an artificial sentience into an otherwise non-sentient being.
Biological Subject: Shaymin
Project files: data::Project/Alcaro/
Initial file: PA-000.c
Latest file: PA-008.c (unfinished)
December 22nd, 2004
First draft of code (data::Code/Alcaro/PA-001.c) finished and implemented into subject #1.
-Functional independent decision-making
-Basic bodily functions handled automatically
-Adaption to new information
-Decision-making is flawed, often leads to bizarre and irrational decisions
-Bodily function handler causes incontinence and health issues such as irregular heartbeat and blood clots (Documented and fixed on line 3902 of PA-002)
May 1st, 2005
Second draft of code (data::Code/Alcaro/PA-002.c) finished, and implemented into subject #2. Previous subject suffered sudden heart attack due to bug on line 729 of PA-001.
-Bodily function handler improved, mostly dealing with incontinence seen in previous subject
-Adaption handler improved, now utilizing short-term and long-term memory in addition to in-function RAM
-Decision-making still flawed, coming to odd conclusions such as 2/2=2 and black people are made of chocolate
-Odd issue with causes subject to pass out at complete random (Docmented and fixed on line 5263 of PA-004.c)
November 30th, 2005
Fourth draft of code (data::Code/Alcaro/PA-004.c) finished, and implemented into subject #4. Previous subject unexpectedly perished due to passing out near a running meat grinder. What happened to subject #3 has been scrubbed from this changelog, but can be found in the top-level document "Project Alcaro Subject #3.html".
-Fixed pass-out issue in the adaption handler
-Fixed [SCRUBBED] bug which caused the messy demise of subject #3 (the janitors are STILL angry at us over that)
-Unusual fixation with Tildes has arisen. Cause currently unknown, possibly related to decision-making code
-Observers found a bug where subject #4 would suddenly suffer epileptic seizures (Documented and fixed on line 6299 of PA-005)
July 31st, 2006
Seventh draft of code (data::Code/Alcaro/PA-007.c) finished, and implemented into subject #7. Subject #4 escaped. Subjects #5 and #6 perished due to a major issue that took two iterations of the project to debug.
-Adjusted decision-making to improve it further
-Fixed bug in bodily function handler that neglected the liver
-Fixed epileptic seizure bug
-Subject is observed to have an irrational hatred of humans not found in previous iterations (Documented on line 724 of PA-008, fix pending)
-Subject is observed to enjoy torturing others
-Tilde fixation remains
August 2nd, 2006
Project runs out of funding and further work on it is terminated. Latest build of the project is kept under loose survailence in cell #253.
August 10th, 2006
Subject #7's cell is found empty. No further investigation was done.
January 9th, 2017
A document is posted on a forum and sent to Adolf Hitler Labs requesting that the latest build be destroyed. Subject #7's whereabouts unknown, but when found, Project Alcaro's only remaining physical remnants will be eliminated.